So here it is another Friday, and I have some good stuble growing on the face and head.  It isn’t that I think it makes me look sexy..I just hate shaving.  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy being “hair challenged”, but the work that goes into keeping it fresh is a pain in the butt.  There are times where I will go 5 days without shaving do my own laziness/hatred of it, and then when I finally have had enough, it stinks even more because it is not stuble anymore.

I am buying like Mach 654 (or whatever it is up to now) blades and they are like $3000 a piece!  There are so many blades I am afraid to shave sometimes.  There have been times that I have cut my melon so bad I bled for the whole day!  And then the whole “trimming the goat tee and mustache” is just as much of a pain.  I may have Vertigo or something because I can NEVER get it nice and perfect like Jason Varitek does.  I always cut it slanted or take a chunk of the bottom and then have to trim up.  I wish Jason would come over and do it for me…his is really perfect.  And I mean that in a “just friends way”.  I do not want to get the message twisted here.

And to top it off, your big, bald friend over here has sensitive skin.  So, if I use the wrong shaving cream or lotion, I break out with a rash!  There is nothing fun about looking like Mikhail Gorbachev (sorry if you are reading this buddy)!

I wish I could just go get some special lotion to rub on my face and head to make the hair never grow again.  All I want is my goat tee (perfectly cut, of course).  I never want to shave again!   Oh well, sorry to complain.  I just was sitting here and can feal the mess that is on my face and want it gone!