I know that sounds odd because I am a guy, and as far as I know that can only happen in the movie “Junior” (Danny DeVito and Arnold Swarzenegger) but hear me out.

For the past 2 weeks, I have been CRAVING 2 things everyday.  The 1st being hambuger and onion pizza from C&S Pizza in Pepperell (if you have not been there yet, go and say Hi to Bill & Christina) and the 2nd is Chicken Egg Foo Young from China Express which is also in Pepperell.  If you do not know where Pepperell is, click here.

The Egg Foo Young is weird for me because I NEVER had it before until 2 weeks ago!  I went in there and asked the guy what was in it and it sounded good so I ordered it.  I am so odd with food that I never try anything new.  I am happy being plain with everything and my menu of things I do like is probably only 20 items deep.  For me to try anything new is just unheard of!  And, I LOVED IT!

Everynight for the past 2 weeks I have had either of these two things!  That most likely is not good for my “slender” figure but it is so good and besides, people like me for my personality anyway, right?  I can always burn off the weight after I get this baby out of me anyway.

Oh, and I almost forgot 1 other thing.  I never eat breakfast in the morning.  Usually I am way to tired when I get up (from carrying this baby weight, I am sure) and just never eat breakfast.  BUT, for the past 2 weeks I have also been getting an egg and bacon sandwich (no cheese!) at Dunkin Donuts on my way in!  It is like I feel myself “needing” to get it!  I went from never eating breakfast to having this sandwich everyday!

So, something is wrong with me and all I can come up with is that I am pregnant.  I know it is hard to believe, but that is the only logical answer.  So, let the media circus begin.

In the meantime, just have my egg & bacon sandwiches, egg foo young and hamburger & onion pizza’s ready for me.  And some mouthwash!