So I do not know if this is normal, but I am feeling very moist lately and please let me explain 1st before you start making your own jokes!

Since I started this workout thing, I have been drinking a ton of water.  Well, starting yesterady I have this feeling like the water is pushing itself out of me, especially in my hands and it is wierd!  It is like a damp feeling.  Is this even possible?  Am I drinking too much water?  And trust me, I head to the little boys room all day so it isn’t like I am just retaining gallons of water here.  It is a mystery to me, but sure makes for some good talk around the office when I show off my water hands.  At least I know if I get thirsy, I can cup my hands and magically will have a nice little drink waiting for me.

And what is up with Obama making that lipstick on a pig comment?  I don’t care how he explains it, that was just weak.  And, for the record, I think Sarah Pailan is very attractive and in noway does she look like a pig.  And I remember Miss Piggy catching Kermits eye when she had lipstick on and was all dolled up.  He is starting to sound like a typical politician which I hate!

And the last little nugget I will leave you with today is my deep down hidden anger for Don Gorske.  Who is he you may ask?  Well, there was a story that came out that said he has gobbled down over 23,000 Big Macs since 1972!  And the best part is the guy is only 185 pounds!  If anything is to make a guy who is on a strict workout/diet angry, it is reading about some small little guy wolfing down 23,000 Big Macs and only weighing 185 pounds!  The guy must have some sort of external side stomach he can attach himself to.  I just can’t believe this!  I eat 1 cup of oats and I gain 2 pounds and this “man of metabolism” can shove 2 Big Macs down his piehole everyday and maintain Michael Phelps weight!  I don’t know him, but I do not like him.

Well, I am off to go research if I can lose weight eating a ton of Popeyes chicken.  Maybe there is something to this!