God bless the police for dealing with guys like THIS . . . every single day.

Last Wednesday, police officers in Fort Pierce, Florida pulled over 50-year-old Johnnie Roberts on suspicion of drunk driving. And it was all downhill from there . . .

#1.) Johnnie was driving around with a can of Natural Ice beer on the roof of his truck . . . and when the police pulled him over, he had another can of beer in his hand.

#2.) While the officers were talking to Johnnie . . . he PEED HIS PANTS.

#3.) According to the police report, the officers asked Johnnie to touch his right shoe and he just, quote, “looked down at his feet and started stumbling around saying ‘What shoe?’”

#4.) When the officers asked Johnnie to perform some field sobriety tests, he started cursing and telling them they, quote, “ain’t all that.”

#5.) After the officers arrested Johnnie and took him to jail, he tried to suck the air out of the breathalyzer test . . . instead of blowing into it.

#6.) Then Johnnie PEED HIS PANTS AGAIN!!

Here is the mug shot of Mr. Bladder Control: