For those of you that do not know, besides my little cushy job here at MIKE-FM, I have my own little DJ business.  On Saturday, I was asked to DJ a surprise 30th Birthday party for a friend of the family.  Me, being the good guy that I am, said yes and made my way down to this little gathering of 30 people.

Well, after lugging in all of my equipment and setting everything up, I was then let in on a little secret.  There was going to be a MALE STRIPPER showing up in 1o minutes and I was needed to play the music for him!!  Now I’m all for a good time, but being the DJ for a make stripper is not my goal in life!

So this “officer of the law” shows up and gives me his CD to play.  He looked more like a mall cop or target security guard (no offense to those who are..but I think you get the idea) and told me to put it in and crank it up.  I am now feeling trapped and not sure where I can hide during his little show.  The music starts and he gets right into his little routine of whisking the birthday girl into black fuzzy handcuffs and onto a seat and then doing his thing.

All of the ladies are getting giddy with excitement as he shakes and tells them what bad girls they are.  I am trying to bury my head into my blackberry and read about anything I can find to avoid making eye contact with “Paul Blart: Mall Cop”, but something about this makes me look up every now and then to see what the hype is all about (an no, I was not looking at him so settle down).

I was watching moms (some of which were over 50 and some young and just had babies) getting all loud and wild rolling around on the floor with this guy and then slipping him $10 and $20 bills!  Now, I am thinking this guy has a sweet gig.  He gets paid to do whatever he wants for 30 minutes!  Sure, he had to be able to walk on his hands and put women in figure 4 head locks upside down but that is besides the point!  He must have left with over $400 and again, only worked for 30 minutes!

So after it was done, the ladies cooled their jets a bit and were laughing at the whole thing.  Some were saying he looked better with his glasses on, some were pointing out that he has a big white spot on his back due to a tanning bed issue and others were just happy that they had some man candy for a minute or 2.  One lady even asked me where “we” were playing next?  I did crack a smile that she thought I was with this clown…even if I appeared to be his traveling sound guy.

The best part was at the end of the night, I noticed him standing in the middle of the living room still in his g-string holding the families little dog in his arms.  I could not resist but to take a picture with my blackberry.  I am posting it below as I think it is too funny.

Anyway, that was my “awesome” Saturday night.  I guess now I am available to DJ your family gathering, school dance, company party, wedding and now….male stripper events.  Yay.  Lucky me.