It’s my personal belief that the best things in the world . . . occur in bed.  That’s why I find THIS so incredibly disturbing . . .

According to researchers at the Long Island College Hospital in New York:

#1.)  The average bed contains 10 MILLION microscopic allergen particles . . . including cat and dog dander, pollen, fungal and mold spores, and DUST MITE DROPPINGS.

#2.)  Disgusting allergen particles . . . like those I’ve already mentioned . . . make up 10% of the average pillow’s weight.

#3.)  An average mattress DOUBLES in weight every TEN YEARS . . . because of all the nasty allergens that accumulate inside it.

So what have we learned here?  Every night when you go to sleep, you’re wallowing in pounds of nasty mold and mite droppings.  And unless you’ve got a few hundred dollars to spend on protective bedding . . . there’s nothing you can do about it.  I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to go to bed tonight!