Well, it looks like Ms. Spears still buys her own toilet paper like the rest of us as she was photographed pushing her red cart around Target to pick up a few things for the mansion.  Now, I get why big celebrities have their “people” handle this kind of “common folk” stuff.  Whenever they go out, even just to grab a coffee, the paparazzi chase them around with their cameras and video cameras, people form crowds and ask for autographs and free handouts and it just creates chaos.  Then, they get home and find themselves on TMZ and that never ends up working out well.

But I would think after awhile, you also feel like a prisoner.  Being afraid to go out and enjoy a fine stroll through Target to save a few bucks on TP (that is toilet paper for those of you not hip with the lingo) or sitting in a McDonald’s to enjoy 2 for $1 Apple Pies with the love of your life must be enough to drive you crazy (and no, there is no Britney Spears song tie in to that…or tie in to the fact she was…or is…no…was….crazy).

So I guess props to Britney for rounding up her money mooching, backpack boyfriend and heading out to the big red dot for a fun afternoon of shopping.  And look…she even is wearing bra’s again!  Oh…and it is nice to see that we buy the same brand of disposable cups.  I feel connected to her now…in a non-stalkerish way.